Peyton Manning, after living a full life, died and went to heaven.

When he got to heaven, God was showing him around.

They came to a modest little house with a faded Colts flag in the window.

"This house is yours for eternity, Peyton," said God.

"This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here."

Peyton felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house. On his way up the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a 3-story mansion with a black and gold sidewalk, a 50-foot tall flagpole with an enormous Saints logo flag, and in every window, a New Orleans Saints towel.

Peyton looked at God and said "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question. I was an all-pro QB, I hold many NFL records, and I even went to the Hall of Fame."

God said "So what's your point Peyton?"

"Well, why does Drew Brees get a better house than me?"

God chuckled, and said "Peyton, that's not Drew's house, it's mine."

Stupid Facts

• An average ball point pen can write a line 2 miles (3.2 km) long.

• The small intestine of a human is 20 feet long.

• The large intestine of a human is 5 feet long.

• James Knox Polk, the 11th U.S. President, died of chronic diarrhea.

• The significance of the number 21 in a 21-gun salute is derived from adding the digits of 1776.

• The word typewriter can be typed using only the top row of keys.

• Kazakhstan is largest landlocked country in the world.

• Deolpur, India is the only place in the world where wooden polo balls are made.

• The red kangaroo can produce two different types of milk at the same time from adjacent teats to feed both younger and older offspring.

• The Basenji, an African dog, is the only dog that does not bark.

Stupid Facts

• Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks or it will digest itself.
  
  
• The Sanskrit word for "war" means "desire for more cows."
  
  
• Clans of long ago that wanted to get rid of their unwanted people without killing them used to burn their houses down - hence the expression "to get fired."
  
  
• Canada is an Indian word meaning "Big Village."
  
  
• Average life span of a major league baseball: 7 pitches.
  (see World Series Winners)
  
  
• Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the US Treasury.
  
  
• First novel ever written on a typewriter: Tom Sawyer.
  
  
• The Hawaiian alphabet has 12 letters.
  
  
• Iceland consumes more Coca-Cola per capita than any other nation.
  
  
• In the 1940s, the FCC assigned television's Channel 1 to mobile services (two-way radios in taxicabs, for instance) but did not renumber the other channel assignments. That is why your TV set has channels 2 and up, but no channel 1.
  
  
• It is possible to lead a cow upstairs but not downstairs.
  
  
• Only President to win a Pulitzer: John F. Kennedy for Profiles in Courage.
  (see U.S. Presidents)
  
  
• Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.
  
  
• Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.
  
  
• Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.
  
  
• Smartest dogs: 1) Scottish border collie; 2)Poodle; 3) Golden retriever. Dumbest: Afghan hound.
  
  
• Texas is also the only state that is allowed to fly its state flag at the same height as the U.S. flag.
  (see U.S. States)
  
  
• The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing.
  
  
• The longest recorded flight of a chicken is thirteen seconds.
  
  
• The national anthem of Greece has 158 verses.
  
  
• The San Francisco Cable cars are the only mobile National Monuments
  
  
• The youngest pope was 11 years old.
  (see Roman Catholic Popes)
  
  
• There are more chickens than people in the world.
  
  
• There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.
  (see Coins and Currency)